Sunday, April 3, 2016

Vs Figma Ika Musume #1

I promised that Ika would begin her reign of terror and with my great desire to shut out the hardships at hand I decided to start it now. The following are a series of pictures of Ika either wrapping up or getting rekt in her quest to conquer all the other figures I have lying around. You ready? Let's get started :)

Our "Hero"


Ika vs Mami

Ika slips up and grabs Mami from behind. Without the ability to pull her guns the magical girl is powerless.

"Noooo! Let me go!" - Mami
"Hahaha! I'll let you go once you swear allegiance to me de geso!" - Ika


Ika vs Homura

Ika challenges Homura directly

As Homura tries to pull her gun Ika starts to restrain her!

Homura stops time allowing her destroy Ika's tentacles. Our beloved invader loses this round.


Ika vs Airi

Airi underestimates Ika and gets caught rather quickly.

"You'll be callin me master now de geso!"


Ika vs Menace

Menace's magic wasn't stronger than Ika's tentacles!

Ika probably about to steal the Queen's Blade title


Ika vs Lum

Ika decides it's time to stomp out her invader competition

Unfortunately for Ika, Lum has lightning powers putting her at steep disadvantage (Electric > Water)

Lum fries Ika's tentacles (Savage right?) Ika's plans to invade are once again on hold.



That's all for now, but don't worry Ika's already plotting how to conquer all of the puny land dwellers as we speak! 

Thanks for dropping by.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

New Figure/First Impressions Figma #123 Ika Musume Invades!


De geso de geso!

A new figure has arrived!

I want to give my first impressions of this new (actually crazy old) figma I just got. It's Ika-Musume from Ika-Musume (Squid Girl), the nefarious messenger of the sea here to invade humanity.


Ika comes with:
  • 2 faceplates
  • A head with her tentacles cut off
  • Beer glass with removable beer
  • Shrimp rice
  • Shrimp rice with ink on it
  • and the greatest accessory ever



The dank tentacle bangs. Ika comes with flexible tentacles on for bangs that allow you to pose her attacking other figures with her squid powers.
I've had so much fun playing with her tentacles, helping Ika to defeat the puny humans.

Ika Rampage!





But it's not so easy for Ika sometimes.



Ika's de-tentacled look allows you to portray our hero on the ropes after she's defeated.


It's all over now. Invasion on hold until Woody finishes.


Or Egashira for that matter. Ika can't defeat this human so easily!

Thoughts?


This figure is amazing. I'll give her a formal review once I have more pictures taken of her. I really wanted to start posting some pictures of her here on the blog. I hope to start a Ika vs Series when she goes around tentacle-rap... I mean defeating enemies of her invasion.

Thanks for dropping by! 

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

New Figure/Figure Review: Figma #160 Nyaruko-San Smashes In!



On the one hand it's somewhat awkward to review a figure I just got. However, on the flip side this means that I not only have a lot of pictures of it, but that I also have thinking about the figure a lot of late. Not to mention I promised reviews like crazy even though I have literally 0 time to do them. So with all that nonsense in mind here's my review/first impressions of Figma #160 Nyaruko from Haiyore Nyaruko-San!

Back view of the box

Figure right our of the box

Accessories: 

Nyaruko comes in her trademark (yet sporadically worn in the show) black checkered dress. Weapon-wise she comes with her crowbar and grenade. 

(Yes, I know it has some really weird name, but it's literally a crowbar)

(Equally weird named grenade)

That's all she has in the way of accessories. That being said both are pretty fun to use. I can't actually think of something else I'd really want her to come with other than a fork or a psp. I haven't gotten tired yet of having her mug other figures with her crowbar yet either haha.

Late NSFW warning


Accessories: 7 of 10

Faces/Expressions:

Nyaruko has 3 faces (which you've already seen at this point, but whatevs)

Default is a cute winking face with a open mouth smile. Great for posing her as a normal girl/idol instead of an alien abomination.

Second is a shouting/angry face, which is perfect for posing her fighting (and effortlessly defeating) her various enemies.


Her third face is her insidious smirk, which is my favorite as you can use it for many evil and perverted situations.

Faces: 10 of 10

I mean what can you say. All I ever asked for is a range of emotions and she's got it. 

Playability 

Due to the ridiculous nature of her series/character it's very easy to find silly and absurd things to do with this figure.

Here we start by defeating Mami 

We then transition into "flirting" with Araragi

And finally having "fun" with Melona

My point being she's great for both fighting and perversion. 

*Kneels to pray to the unspeakable for this amazing figure

If you like her character, with a little imagination you'll never run out of "things" for her to "do"


Playability: 10 of 10

Staying Power:

So if you survived my terrible innuendo then you'll see that I put Nyaruko on the flesh body figma (because of course I would). Though Nyaruko actually stands out in that she looks really good on a lot of figma bodies. I actually spent the bulk of my time just moving her head to different bodies and seeing how she looked.  


Now this may seem mundane, but most figmas in my opinion) don't transition bodies and still look good. Nyaruko stands out probably due to her hair color and just looks great (again in my opinion) on many different bodies. 

Idol Nyaruko 

Magical Girl Nyaruko 

Schoolgirl Nyaruko

So my point is hopefully this doesn't get old and I'll be amused swapping her head for years to come. 

Staying Power: 8 of 10 
(It's hard to just staying power with a new figure)

Collection Utility 

(I really like this one)

Nyaruko provides alot of options for violence and perversion. I enjoyed her show so obviously I really like her figure. She's a nice figure to shake up a stagnant shelf or desk. A cute girl, who's also a monster, crime fighter and horny lover all in one. Who could resist? 

Collection Utility: 8 of 10

Closing Thoughts:


I'm not sure yet if I'm in love with this figure or I'm just excited to have a new one after all of this time. I had to look long and hard to find this one too as she's become somewhat rare and pricey. I might look back at her years from now (hopefully) to see if she remained as much fun as she is right now. However, I'm not worried about that at all. The only thing I dislike about this figure is that I'm certain that her giant ahogi will break before the end of my lifetime. Other than that she's pretty great.

 Thanks for reading! 

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Figuarts x Figma: Golden Darkness Flesh Archetype

So as the title should allude to, this is yet another NFSW post. I don't mean for all my posts to be like this, but honestly I need them to be somewhat pervy for me to relieve stress (which is the name of the game). So I messed around trying out the flesh color figma she archetype and found that S.H. Figuarts Yami's head fits on it really well.

"Hey what are you?!"


Like better than her actual body well hehe. So now let's get started with a modest gallery/omake...











Momo gets Yami her favorite snack to calm her down.



Nom nom nom



"Hey stop looking at me! I hate perverts!"



"Urk!"



"Stop looking at me!"



"Errrr"



*Side view


"I'm make you pay-"



"Ahh...noo..it's...so..slimy..." x_x
(Throwback to the pipe cleaner tentacle)


"You're dead now mate!"

Yep that's it for me lol

Thanks for dropping by!

*Yami then proceeds to kick my ass without remorse